| Joke Name |
• Cathy Ladman: What Is Religion?
Religion is basically guilt with different holidays. |
• Adam Ferrara: Basic Catholic Religion
I am a Catholic. Basically, the Catholic religion is 'If it feels good -- stop.' |
• Richard Jeni: War Over Religion
I don't get that -- people going to war over religion. I don't know, I could see going to war over justice or democracy or even revenge. But if you're going to war over religion, now you're just killing people in an argument over who has the better imaginary friend. |
• Dwayne Kennedy: White Folks on 9/11
White folks were outraged. 'We haven't seen that kind of violence in the name of religion in this country since |
• Greg Giraldo: On Islam
Seventy-two virgins -- does that make sense to anyone? And it's an ancient religion, maybe it was misinterpreted? Maybe it's not 72 virgins, maybe it's a 7-foot-2 Persian. |
• Greg Giraldo: On Catholicism
We have a whole religion based on a woman who really stuck to her story. |
• Nick DiPaolo: The Sin of Masturbation and Murder
I'm Catholic. According to my religion, masturbation is as serious a sin as murdering somebody. Hey, if that's true, say hello to the new Hitler. It took him five years to commit that many sins; it took me two episodes of 'Baywatch.' |
• Rene Hicks: Amish Irony
Now that's an extreme religion: Amish. Oh my God, it's against their religion -- it's a sin for them -- to ride in a car. Then I heard an Amish guy got hit and killed by a car. Isn't that ironic? That would be like a Jewish person being... |
• Paul Provenza: Church Is Theater
Religion's basically show business. Church is theater -- they got costumes; they got hairdressing; they got lighting; they got fog machines. It's like an Andrew Lloyd Webber musical, but with good music. |
• Have Yourself a PC Little Christmas
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• Sex in Advertising
Two prostitutes were riding around town with a sign on top of their car that said: "TWO PROSTITUTES -- $50.00." |
• Concise Creative Writing
A university creative writing class is asked to write essays containing these four elements: religion, royalty, sex and mystery. |
• Brought Religion into My Life
Man: You've brought religion into my life. |
• Non Profit Atheism
Q: Why is atheism a non-profit religion? |
• Up In Arms Over This Religion Thing
What do you call an angry religous group ? |
• Man Finds Hat, Religion
A man loses his hat, so he goes to church to steal one off of the hat rack. When he gets there, the priest was giving his sermon on the Ten Commandments. Something in the sermon gives the man a flash of insight and, after mass, the man goes to... |
• Nuns Should Beware San Francisco Buses
One Friday night in San Fransisco, a man hops a bus to go home. To his surprise, he sees a very good-looking nun in the back of the bus. He goes to the back of the bus and sits right in front of her. After about 5 minutes pass before he turns... |
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