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• Bruce Bruce: Redneck Loves His Ford
I wouldn't take nothin' but a Ford: F-O-R-D, period. Ain't nothin' like a Ford. I wouldn't drive a Chevrolet 'cause I can't spell it.

• Ngaio Bealum: Love Rednecks
I love rednecks. I have a heart of a redneck -- in a jar.

• Drink This In Memory of Me
The bartender was washing his glasses when an elderly Irishman came in.� With great difficulty, the Irishman hoisted� his bad leg over the barstool, pulled himself up painfully, and asked for a sip of Irish whiskey.

• A Letter From A Redneck Mother To Her Son

• Redneck Driver's License Application
Last name: ________________

• Football Fan To The Rescue
Two boys are playing football in Central Park when one is attacked by a rabid rottweiler. Thinking quickly, the other boy rips a board off of a nearby fence, wedges it down the dog's collar and twists, breaking the dog's neck.

• Redneck Wins the Lottery
A Redneck buys a ticket and wins the lottery. He goes to Austin to claim it where the man verifies his ticket number.

• Redneck Divorce
Q: What do a tornado and a redneck divorce have in common?

• The Difference Between a Bull and a Cow
Q: How does a redneck tell the difference between a bull and a cow in the dark?

• Signs You're Logged On to a Redneck's Computer
-- The keyboard is camouflaged.

• Crossin' the River
A Kentucky redneck and an Ohio buckeye are night fishing on their respective sides of the Ohio River.

• You're A Redneck If...
You're a redneck if you hear the phrase "Take out the trash" and shoot your mother-in-law.

• Gonna Marry
A redneck boy runs into his house and proclaims, "I've found the girl that I'm gonna marry! And she's a virgin!"

• The Redneck-Unabomber Connection
What does a redneck girl and the Unabomber have in common?

• Signs That You're a Redneck Jedi
-- Your Jedi robe is camo-colored.

• Redneck College Grad
A redneck family's only son returns home from college. The father asks, "Well son, you done gone to college, so you must be perty smart. Why don't you speak some math fer' us?"

• Redneck Honeymoon Suite
A redneck couple goes to a hotel for their honeymoon. The husband goes to the front desk and stresses that this is a very important occasion and they'll need a deluxe suite.

• Mole Removal
Did you hear about the redneck who went to the hospital to have a mole removed from his d*ck?

• Three Redneck Lies
-- The pickup is paid for.