| Joke Name |
• A Very Special Dictionary
THINGY (thing-ee) n. For a female: Any part under a car's hood. For a male: The strap fastener on a woman's bra. |
• Rejected
These three married couples died and when they got to the pearly gates. St.Peter told the first husband, “I can't let you in. You let alcohol run your life. You even married a girl named Sherry.” Dejected, he turned and walked away.... |
• Woman Crossing
Why did the woman cross the road? |
• Minnesota Women
Q: Why don't they let Minnesota women go out with Wisconsin guys? |
• Final Confession
Brittany was on her deathbed, with her husband Adam at her side. |
• The Sexy Negligee
One morning, seventy-five year old Marvin is reminded by his secretary that it his wife's birthday. At lunch, Marvin goes to the local mall and tries to find a gift for her. Upon passing a lingerie store, Marvin realizes that his wife... |
• Men Are Here Because...
Why did God create man? |
• The Rules (by Her)
1. The Female always makes THE RULES. |
• Ego Killer
Q: What four words kill a man's ego? |
• Cavewomen
Q: Why did cavemen drag cave women by the hair instead of by the legs? |
• Honeymooners
A recently-married man goes into a drugstore to pick up some things. The clerk greets him.... |
• The Devoted Wife
A devoted wife had spent her lifetime taking care of her husband. Now he had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she stayed by his bedside every single day. When he came to his senses, he motioned for her to come near... |
• Men and Driveways
Q: What do a man and a driveway have in common? |
• Crossing a River
One day three men were walking along and came upon a raging, violent river. They needed to get to the other side, but couldn't figure out how to cross it. |
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