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• Crossbred Dogs
Malamute x Pointer = Moot Point, favorites of lawyers but ... it doesn't seem to matter.

• List of Short Books

• Brainless Lawyers
In a murder trial, the defense attorney was cross-examining the coroner:

• Lawyer Experiments
Q: Why have scientists started using lawyers for experiments instead of rats?

• Lawyers and Walls
Q: How many lawyers does it take to build a wall?

• Lucky Breaks & Crying Shames
Q: What is the definition of a "lucky break"?

• Lawyers' Word Processor
Q: Have you heard about the lawyers' word processor?

• Lawyers vs. Buffalo
Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

• Lawyers vs. Vampires
Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

• Lawyers Love Sushi
Q: Hear about the new sushi bar that caters exclusively to lawyers?

• Lawyer-Client Relations
Q: Why does the bar association prohibit lawyers and clients from having sex?

• Lawyers and Water Fowl
Q: What can a goose do that a duck can't do and a lawyer should do?

• Buried Lawyers
Q: What do you have when 100 lawyers are buried up to their necks in sand?

• Practice Makes Perfect
Q: How do you know you can't trust doctors and lawyers?

• Hostage Situation
Terrorists take a group of lawyers hostage. They ask for a ransom of $20 million and threaten to release one lawyer at a time if not given what they ask for.

• Skunks and Lawyers
Q: What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

• Sharks and Lawyers
Q: Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

• Safe Sex Lawyers
Q: What do lawyers use as contraceptives?

• Catfish and Lawyers
Q: What's the difference between a catfish and a lawyer?