| Joke Name |
• Puzzling
George W. Bush is sitting in the White House kitchen putting together a puzzle and having a very difficult time of it. The first lady comes into the kitchen, and asks what he's doing. |
• George W. and Moses
George W. Bush was passing through an airplane terminal and he noticed an old man in a long white robe, with a long white beard, long white hair and carrying two stone tablets in his arms. |
• George Dubya on a Sinking Ship
George Bush is on a sinking boat. Who gets saved? |
• Mike Birbiglia: George W. Bush Seems Fun
I feel like whether you like him or not, Bush seems like a fun guy. Like he's that guy you invite to the bar-b-que 'cause you know he'll start the whiffle ball game. |
• A Very Funny Joke with a fairly long title
Throughout human history, as our species has faced the frightening, terrorizing fact that we do not know who we are, or where we are going in this ocean of chaos, it has been the authorities, the political, the religious, the educational... |
• Osama in the Holy Land
Why did Osama bin Laden visit Mount Sinai? |
• Burying Osama
What do you call Osama bin Laden buried up to his neck in sand? |
• Big pimpin'
What do you get when you cross Bill Clinton and George Bush? |
• PC Pot
A Dell employee got busted for pot in Manhattan recently. President Bush and many conservative lawmakers are surprisingly upset, as they have always pushed the view that marijuanna is a Gateway drug. |
• What do Saddam Hussien and General Custer ...
What do Saddam Hussien and General Custer have in common? |
• Birdbrain
In an attempt to thwart the spread of bird flu, President George W. Bush has bombed the Canary Islands. Turkey is next. |
• Bush and Son
A reporter cornered George W. Bush at a press conference: |
• Bush and Clinton and Bush
A reporter remarked to George W. Bush: "It must be something, knowing that you put the Bush legacy back into the oval office." |
• Bush's Morning Run
A kid was sitting on his lawn with a box of puppies one morning. George Bush was on his morning run, accompanied by some Secret Service workers. Dubya asked the boy what kind of puppies were in the box. |
• Bush, Einstein and Picasso
When Einstein died and arrived at the gates of heaven, St. Peter wouldn't let him in until he proved his identity. |
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