| Joke Name |
• Puzzling
George W. Bush is sitting in the White House kitchen putting together a puzzle and having a very difficult time of it. The first lady comes into the kitchen, and asks what he's doing. |
• Bush and Son
A reporter cornered George W. Bush at a press conference: |
• Bush and Clinton and Bush
A reporter remarked to George W. Bush: "It must be something, knowing that you put the Bush legacy back into the oval office." |
• Bush's Morning Run
A kid was sitting on his lawn with a box of puppies one morning. George Bush was on his morning run, accompanied by some Secret Service workers. Dubya asked the boy what kind of puppies were in the box. |
• Bush, Einstein and Picasso
When Einstein died and arrived at the gates of heaven, St. Peter wouldn't let him in until he proved his identity. |
• Current Administration
Q: Why are people so scared about the current administration? |
• Bush and Polly
Why doesn't George W. Bush eat parrots? |
• Bush's Joint Chiefs of Staff
George Bush is so dumb he thinks the Joint Chiefs of Staff are a bunch of indians who roll extra fat doobies. |
• Whitehouse Parrot
A man walks up to the whitehouse and shouts to the guard, "I'd like to speak to Bill Clinton, the President." |
• Bush and Cheney Lunch
Bush and Cheney are at a restaurant for lunch. The waitress comes over and asks what they will be having. |
• Heaven's Shining Waters
George W. Bush, Clinton, and Gore were all in heaven, and the angel said, "You must cross this river and we will judge how much you have sinned based on how far you sink." |
• Dubya Quotes
"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure." |
• George W. Bush was caught breaking
George W. Bush was caught breaking the White House dress code by wearing blue jeans. |
• Hail to the Moron
It's finally come out why George W. is pushing childhood literacy. |
• Top 10 Things You Don't Want Dubya to Say
10) My fellow Americans, I have been lying to you all this time. These two beautiful twin daughters I have? They're clones. Mwa-ha-ha-ha! |
• Pulling His Cheney
George W. Bush ran into Colin Powell`s office exclaiming, "Dick Cheney hanged himself in his bathroom!" |
• Bush & the Blackboard
George W. Bush was giving a third-grader a lesson on politics. First he asked the kid to write "The President" on the blackboard. |
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