| Joke Name |
• Children and Cars
Children in the backseat can cause accidents. |
• Prostitute's Children
Q: What do you call a prostitute's children? |
• Blair Butler: Little Children
I love little children, but they are like pinatas full of urine. |
• Jimmy Carr: God's Children
If we're all God's children, what's so special about Jesus? |
• Jonathan Katz: Small Children
I was driving like a maniac to get here on time. I took a wrong turn, and I see a sign that says, 'Caution: Small Children Playing.' So, I slowed down. Then it occurs to me -- I'm not afraid of small children. |
• Vanessa Hollingshead: No Adopted Children
I know there are a lot of wonderful adopted children, but they're not on the Jerry Springer show, OK? And that's the show that I watch. |
• Jessica Kirson: English Children
I get intimidated by people a lot, but I'm mostly intimidated by English children 'cause I think that they all sound like they're 50. |
• Thea Vidale: Fighting Children
My children fight so much... It's like nature's way of saying you should have given head, isn't it? Sometimes on a bad day, I just look at mine and go, 'I could have swallowed you.' |
• Thea Vidale: Love My Children
I love my children as much as anybody in here. I let them watch TV and stuff -- when I let them out of the shed. |
• Lynne Koplitz: Manhattan Children
Manhattan children are like weird, uppity little pod children. Did you ever notice that? They're like a little too sophisticated, a little snotty. My friend had me babysit one of her kids. It was, like, a little six-year-old, I guess -- I don't... |
• Cory Kahaney: Save the Children
I'm watching TV with my father late at night 'cause he doesn't sleep. And you know that commercial for 'Save the Children'? The one that comes on really late, where the lady goes, 'For the price of a cup of coffee, 67 cents a day'? My father and I... |
• Jim Hamilton: Can't Have Children
I went to the doctor and I found out that I can't have children. The medical reason, as far as I understand it, is that when I ejaculate, there is rarely, if ever, a woman in the room. |
• A man has six children...
A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement. He is so proud of himself that he starts calling his wife "Mother of Six" in spite of her objections. |
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