Joke Portal

Joke Name

• Suicidal Blonde
One day a blonde finds out from her friend that her boyfriend is cheating on her. So one day she goes out to the mall and buys a gun. After that she goes to her boyfriend's house. She busts down the door and points the gun at her head.

• Beware the Blonde Terrorist
Did you hear about the blonde that tried to blow up her husband's car?

• Blondes Ain't Takin' No Shorts
Why are blonde jokes so short?

• Autoblonde
Q: What do a blonde and a car have in common?

• What's The Difference, Yo?
What's the difference between a blonde and a construction worker?

• Which Hole?
A mathematician, a philosopher, and a blonde all go to Hell and receive a challenge from the Devil -- if they can stump him, they're free to go to heaven instead. The philosopher goes first and asks the Devil a very hard philosophy question -- to...

• Loose Constructionists
A road consturction manager needed to hire someone to paint the yellow lines down the middle of a newly constructed road. A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all get hired. They are each assigned a section of the road. The first day, the blonde...

• Blonde Battallion
What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?

• Microwave Cookery
Why'd they create the microwave?

• Blonde Safe Sex
What is a blonde's idea of safe sex?

• Our Stupid Apartment's On Fire!
Two blondes realize that their apartment is on fire and go out onto the balcony.

• Blonde Testing Center
Why'd the blonde go to the mall?

• A Blonde Party
What kinds of people don't get invited to blonde parties?

• Brunette Shopping
Why do brunettes take blondes shopping with them?

• Blonde Ambition
Q: What is every blonde's ambition?

• Say What Again?
Did you hear about the blonde who didn't catch the joke?

• No-So-Dumb Blonde
One day a blonde is sitting on a plane next to one of those annoying, pushy businessmen. He asks her if she would like to play a game. She politely declines, but the man explains the game to her anyway.

• Blonde Test
What happens to you when you find out a blonde passed a test?

• Blonde Chainsaw Massacre
What do you call a blonde with a chainsaw?