Joke Portal

Joke Name

• Bimbo Joke
How does a blonde turn the light on after having sex.

• Blonde Destroyer
What is a blonde's definition of a naval destroyer.

• Blonde With License
Q: Why does a blonde always fail her road test?

• Who Killed Abraham Lincoln?
A blonde walks into the police department looking for a job. The officer wants to ask her a few questions....

• Lake Wannaswimma
Two blondes are on opposite sides of a lake.

• Blonde's Bad Day
Q: How can you tell a blonde is having a bad day?

• Icy Blonde
Q: What do you call a bunch of blondes in a freezer?

• You Big Tomato
Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?

• Air Mattress
Q: What do you call a hundred blondes stacked up on each other?

• Waterlogged Blonde
What do you call a blond who can't swim?

• Blonde Pooltable
A blonde is like a pooltable, put a dollar in and she'll rack your balls.

• Brunette, Blonde & Railroad Tracks
A brunette was jumping along railroad tracks, saying, “21, 21, 21.” A blonde comes along and starts doing the same thing. They hear a train and the brunette jumps off, but the blonde keeps jumping. The blonde gets hit and dies. After...

• Paper Street
One day in class, the teacher told everyone to turn to a blank sheet of paper in their notebooks. She noticed that Chip, the dumb jock, was having trouble with her directions.

• Legs Open
Q: What did the blonde's left leg say to the right leg?

• Heckle Me Harder
A ventriloquist is sitting onstage at a comedy club. He and his dummy are spurting out really crude blonde jokes, when a blonde lady sitting in the audience stands up.

• Blonde...Faxes
How do you know if a blonde sent you a fax?

• Blonde...Sweet-n-Low
Why did the blonde snort Sweet-n-Low?

• Ouch!
A blonde's redhead decides to show her a neat way to trick people -- you put your hand on a wall and ask someone to punch it. But before they do, you pull your hand away!

• Is That You Coffin?
A blonde working in the coffin industry was thinking of various ways to improve her business. She thought perhaps a good way to do it would be to emulate the success of the fashion store across the street which had done very well with it's new...