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Joke Name
Bimbo Joke
How does a blonde turn the light on after having sex.
Blonde Destroyer
What is a blonde's definition of a naval destroyer.
Blonde With License
Q: Why does a blonde always fail her road test?
Who Killed Abraham Lincoln?
A blonde walks into the police department looking for a job. The officer wants to ask her a few questions....
Lake Wannaswimma
Two blondes are on opposite sides of a lake.
Blonde's Bad Day
Q: How can you tell a blonde is having a bad day?
Icy Blonde
Q: What do you call a bunch of blondes in a freezer?
You Big Tomato
Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?
Air Mattress
Q: What do you call a hundred blondes stacked up on each other?
Waterlogged Blonde
What do you call a blond who can't swim?
Blonde Pooltable
A blonde is like a pooltable, put a dollar in and she'll rack your balls.
Brunette, Blonde & Railroad Tracks
A brunette was jumping along railroad tracks, saying, “21, 21, 21.” A blonde comes along and starts doing the same thing. They hear a train and the brunette jumps off, but the blonde keeps jumping. The blonde gets hit and dies. After...
Paper Street
One day in class, the teacher told everyone to turn to a blank sheet of paper in their notebooks. She noticed that Chip, the dumb jock, was having trouble with her directions.
Legs Open
Q: What did the blonde's left leg say to the right leg?
Heckle Me Harder
A ventriloquist is sitting onstage at a comedy club. He and his dummy are spurting out really crude blonde jokes, when a blonde lady sitting in the audience stands up.
Blonde...Faxes
How do you know if a blonde sent you a fax?
Blonde...Sweet-n-Low
Why did the blonde snort Sweet-n-Low?
Ouch!
A blonde's redhead decides to show her a neat way to trick people -- you put your hand on a wall and ask someone to punch it. But before they do, you pull your hand away!
Is That You Coffin?
A blonde working in the coffin industry was thinking of various ways to improve her business. She thought perhaps a good way to do it would be to emulate the success of the fashion store across the street which had done very well with it's new...
  

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